We want to make one of our supporters a true millionaire so, we started the Offentee 'True Millionaire Program.' What is a "True millionaire" you ask? When people win a million dollars it's not a true million dollars after the taxman comes knocking. Offentee will factor in what the IRS takes so that one of our members actually gets ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!
HOW DO I QUALIFY?
Buy a T-shirt.
HOW DO I JOIN OFFENTEE'S TRUE MILLIONAIRE PROGRAM?
Buy a T-shirt.
HOW WILL OFFENTEE CHOOSE THE WINNER?
At a time of our choosing, we will place each person who purchased our Free Speech tees in a random generator and let our machine overlords decide the outcome.
If you want us to continue making our loyal fans millionaires, we'll continue begging our investors for more cash. Just join our communitee, buy our Free Speech T-shirts and let us know on social media that you want us to continue our True Millionaire Program, or, tell us that you want us to stop because you just love working 40+hours a week with co-workers who don't flush and a boss dedicated to making your life miserable.
If you live in the United States, and win the cash prize, we will contact you
to confirm your name and address and other important details before we send
you a cashier's check from our bank.We will also send you a 1099 form so that
you can report it accurately to the IRS at tax time. If you win and live outside
the United States, we will send you a cashier's check of $1M and have you deal
with your tax institution.